Dear Readers:Ms. Elaine Ingis will stop at nothing in order to promote her own agenda, interests and popularity. I am oftimes shocked (as are many other sensible and fine persons of breeding, cultural refinement and impeccable taste) at her shamelessness. To her, we say, "Act your age!" In response, she sticks out her tongue and loudly utters something unprintable.
In the brief video which follows, Ms. Ingis, who happens to be the Founder and Visionary behind SrMeetUp!, shows us, once again, that she will stop at nothing to be in the spotlight. Such vanity. Such brazenness. Such fun!
I hope that she won't fire me (again).
Watch this video!: [Note -The actual video, wherein Ms. Ingis received the coveted "Mother Of The Year Prize" has been eliminated in the interest of National Security due to the logjam in internet communications produced by excessive viewings, and due to the many requests Ms. Ingis has been receiving from children in excess of 30 years of age who wish to be adopted, and who are already calling her "Mommy."].
Oh Elaine -- how could you?
--An Anonymous Detractor
p.p.s. The photo in the upper right-hand corner of this post was taken while I was in college, studying to become a vampire.
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