"I was framed!" claims Elaine Ingis, Founder.
"Arrests are imminent!" says unnamed reliable high-ranking official source well-placed in a clandestine government agency which operates from a bunker in Crawford, Texas.
"I knew it...there was always something a bit too cavalier about her," said Adam J. Kovitz, Editor-In-Chief of THE NATIONAL NETWORKER (TNNW), who likes to have his name mentioned in stories, even when they don't have anything to do with him.
Sketchy details follow:
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COMMENT FOUND ON HARD DRIVE OF FACEBOOK CENTRAL COMPUTER SEIZED EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON BY HEAVILY-ARMED SQUAD SENT BY THE BUREAU OF POTENTIALLY ILLEGAL THINGS, LED BY AMBITIOUS NEW YORK STATE PROSECUTOR:
Q: Diane Castle Feuer: "I am a baby boomer but no where near 60...what do I do?????
A: Dear Sis: "Leave a nasty threat about an age-discrimination lawsuit on Elaine's blog at http://srmeetup.blogspot.com. Put it in the "Comments" section on the latest post -- but don't tell her that we are related. "
xo,
Douglas
p.s. She'll terminate me.
April 29, 2009 5:51 PM
Diane Castle Feuer: I am a baby boomer but no where near 60...what do I do?????8 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlike · See Wall-to-Wall.
ReplyDeleteDear Sis - Leave a nasty threat about an age-discrimination lawsuit on Elaine's blog at http://srmeetup.blogspot.com. Put it in the "comments" section on the latest post -- but don't tell her that we are related.
xo.
Douglas
p.s. She'll terminate me.
This type of thing ought not be permitted! What an outrage! Never trust anyone under 60!
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Sadly, we 50 somethings are permitted to write, but we are mot allowed to be voting members. Oh the agony. How history repeats itself.
ReplyDeleteDouglas